Russian Scientists Discover Cure to Homosexuality


Novosibirsk| Dr. Dimitri Yusrokov Slamini of the Russian Institute for Medical Science in Novosibirsk (Новосибирский государственный медицинский университет, НГМУ) and his team of researchers have discovered what they claim to be a new vaccine which could prevent early symptoms and even cure humans from homosexuality, if treated at a young age.

Russian scientists developed the ‘antidote’ based on a 1959 scientific research published under the title “Organizing action of prenatally administered testosterone propionate on the tissues mediating mating behavior in the female guinea pig” by Charles H. Phoenix, an american researcher. The study concluded that ”INAH [part of the hypothalamus] is dimorphic with sexual orientation, at least in men, and suggests that sexual orientation has a biological substrate”.

“Xenoestrogen are a type of estrogen mimickers found in synthetic or natural chemical compounds. Synthetic xenoestrogens such as PCB’s, BPA and phthalates have been also been found to have estrogenic effects on living organisms and to disrupt the endocrine system” explains Dr. Yuri Krutchev, who took part in the experiment. “Injecting specific quantities of testosterone helps to unset this artificial biological unbalance which occurs mostly in part because of environmental pollution and an excess of estrogen mimickers in our modern environment” he adds.

The new discovery has attracted much criticism from lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) organizations around the Globe, yet a few country leaders have outspokenly showed support and interest for the research. Iran, China and Saudi Arabia have been the first countries to show interest in the new discovery.

American and European researchers have expressed much skepticism upon receiving the news.

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231 Responses to “Russian Scientists Discover Cure to Homosexuality”

  1. Riley Nowak

    I thought you labelled your satire.
    This came from a site that clearly labels itself as a satirical site.

  2. Riley Nowak

    ridiculous, right?
    It's awful to perpetuate stuff like this, especially when it's false.
    The source is a site that has a disclaimer admitting that everything they post is entirely satirical.

  3. Riley Nowak

    The PCMD Gazette – it's in your 'news' section, not the satire section, and I can't find any labels that indicate it's satire. If you'd like, I can screenshot it for you.
    Linking your source, or indicating there are skeptics doesn't really qualify it as being labelled satire. In fact, I searched the word 'satire' and the only results are the header on the site, and my comments. Nothing IN the article, near the article, or directly related to the article.

  4. Jeffrey Montgomery

    If true, it backs the idea that it's a mental disorder, as well as the tendancy for sexually abused children to be homosexual…

    If not, … who can be hurt by testosterone injections?

  5. Fiestas Deportivas

    sounds good, satirical or not the news its true, there is a lot of sources with the same note. so, cience is cience you liked or not. if they probe to cientific community this vaccine is for real. gays and lgbt, and pedophiles and all the groups linked against this will have nothing to argue.

  6. Elio Mateo

    Over a thousand years ago the Bible gives the true cure. The blood of Jesus Christ, once the person repents to Him.
    "Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God. And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God." 1 Corinthians 6:9-11.

  7. Jeffrey Montgomery

    Deborah Peters – I noted that you didn't mention the tendency for children who were sexually abused to grow up to be "homosexual"

    Stop reading when you see something you don't like?

  8. Leo Nepster

    The original source is the world news daily report. A SIGHT KNOWN FOR FAKE NEWS AND SPREADING HOAXES. this is fake and once again, everyone fucking believes it. *eye roll* do research.

  9. Adriano Rosa

    Lucas Sharon, Querido, você escreveu "cançer" mesmo? Queria uma cura para ignorância… Partido Progressista? Why am I not surprised?

    Go back to school, dumbass.

  10. Ryan Mitchell Potter

    Deborah Peters if we are going to talk about grammar then "cant" and "arent" need to be fixed into can't and aren't #youngblood. So why don't you stop puking over poor spelling and grow up.

  11. Jason Salamone

    Yeah this is definitely satire. Don't know why this issue is a joke to some people??? There are many people with unwanted same sex attraction and therefore no laughing matter to them. This scientific cure if it were real, would be based on a false premise that the size of the hypothalamus causes same sex attraction rather than homosexual behavior causing the hypothalamus to change in size? Any structure in the brain can result in change due to behaviors that involve hormones and the endocrine, so a shift in size of the hypothalamus would be caused by homosexual behavior, not the other way around. There's no way to tell anything like that in babies and small children. The size of a baby's hypothalamus would be naturally smaller than adult's anyway.

  12. Justin Craig Bartley

    Such heartless… A cure against love eh? You humans continue to be small minded horrible creatures… And why do I want to be cured of loving someone and connecting with someone so great? You people are so incredibly clueless and don't see the truth at all and clearly don't know what love or a heart is… You can't cure love, this just makes you an absolute villain and pure evil… But, if your talking about the overly crazed sexual deviants most gay people are, then yes, make the cure for those ones with no heart sure, it really is a complex matter… But this is still evil, we don't need any more humans to spawn more people, the world is WAY too overpopulated, WTF are you beings doing? So pathetic… A cure for love… *Sigh* So sad… :( We're already in Hell…

  13. Josh Brodhurst-Hill

    I don't get how IF THIS IS ACTUALLY TRUE, it's a BAD thing. It's not. It allows people to choose.

    If they don't want to be gay, they don't have to be and there's nothing wrong with someone making that choice *shrug*

    Congrats if they actually HAVE figured it out.

  14. Riley Nowak

    Fiestas Deportivas Now it's labelled satire, so you're actually incorrect.
    Also, the ORIGINAL source says it's fake. So any site saying that it's legitimate is lying to you. Sorry, love.

  15. Charlie Carr

    I understand where ur coming from but if it was real u could bet in many places the "choice" would be removed and people would be forced to have this done, it would be like summat of Xmen the last stand I kid u not!!!!

  16. Oliver Hughes

    Cientific indeed. This is pseudo-science with no ground evidence that it works. Especially seeing how interfering with hormones and development would have serious ethical issues.

  17. Prince Artie

    Lawls if people actually think this is real,you have to really stupid to believe this nonsense….

  18. Charlie Carr

    Deborah Peters No I know its not real hun thats why I said "if it was" I'm gay myself I understand it's not a disease, I was just pointing out that for one horrendous moment this was true it would not be our choice to make u could garentee someone would force it upon us!!!

  19. Kayla Elders

    Seriously there is nothing wrong with being gay,lesbian or bisexual.theres shouldn't be people trying to cure it if you love someone then that's who you love so it shouldn't matter

  20. Josh Brodhurst-Hill

    Deborah Peters – It might not be a disease, but it's also not the "normal" function of the body. There are people out there who wished they'd not been born gay. Who knows, there might actually be some type of cure out there some day for people who want to have a choice (Though I guess most likely the choice would be a parental one, since any 'cure' would likely have to be done pre-natal).

    And as I said in my original post, I bolded the "if this is actually true". It sounds like something the Russians would report on and the idea seems at least mildly plausible *shrug* If it's satire, they really should label it. I've never heard of this news source though, so I took the story with a large grain of salt.

    Charlie Carr – Sure, there are some places out there that would force it on people, which I don't think is good, but bearing in mind it's probably better than the alternative in those area's, which is likely jail time or hanging.

    Generally, if there WAS a 'cure', it would make the lives of some people much easier in the west.

  21. Breno Araujo

    Jeffrey, what evidence comproves your statement that sexually abused children grow to be homosexual? Besides, I've never been sexually abused and guess what, I'm gay. I have a friend who's been abused and oh god, he is straight! So, get me that evidence on this tendency and I'll have nothing to argue with you.

  22. Jeffrey Weaver

    Not to be a buzz-kill, but the psychological affect of sexual abuse usually leaves traumatic scars that have a strong affect on how a child progresses in life. This can be a major push towards hetero or homosexuality. homosexuality isn't a mental disorder, but it's definitely influenced by the experiences in life. Please don't bash other people for their ignorance. Teach them. With your words.

  23. Ryan Mitchell Potter

    Deborah Peters what are you so flipping bitter about? oh my dayz. its like you just like cussing at people…but if that's your way of coping with minor stress due to discussing things with people who share different beliefs then i would say hope that it gets you far in life. Peace out #Youngblood
    btw i know this article is fake and retarded.

  24. Dawson Em Dawson

    Well, fellas, you know what we have to do now. We have to break out the heterosexual cure we've been working on where we inject liquid sex and city dvds into men's veins, and force short hair cuts on women.
    Come on, people, we're already behind. :p

  25. Helen Fiorillo

    Wow for a second then thought we had gone back to the dark age, homosexuality isn't an illness or a state of mind, we are what we are, & acceptance is what we really need, shame on you

  26. Adalberto Cervantes Rodriguez

    Mexican and US are changing their fiscal laws La corrupción de PEMEX continua por los illuminatis Snowen is a relative of the owner of FB Indians working in mental hospital are part of the Gang Stalking attack India is not our partner, why are we hiring enemies in IT? Check your children at Child Protecting Service specially in SA; TX Use the electrical massage equipments to electrucate the devices so programming is losse, less efect. Use a wet towel, use a long long weding cable around her body, in that way the precession of their devices is lossed. Have really hot wanter when taking batch or shower, most of them are superficial. Burn the mother fuckers. It is china manufacture, really bad technology at this time. Hi everyone,I was showing my daughter these tiny little red dots that are on my stomach,she wants to take pic,and post them for me I have had like tiny electrical shocks,tingling ,swelling in my stomach area since 2007 since I became a T.I.I have had such pain in my chest it has woke me up and I can feel the pain easing up,with the perps using v2skull they have said we are going to kill you patricia july,I just started praying,excuse me it was in 2008the swelling and everything with my stomach started happening.I just wanted to share this with you your T.I. friend patty in Oklahoma.Sometimes they really try to beat me down,I won't give in to them.I still recognize some of their voices,thank God I kept notes

  27. Adalberto Cervantes Rodriguez This is not a global problem, this against families and the illuminati targets , people who are not part of the Rotchild pyramid, Please do not confuse the people. That´s why I have doubts about this website, I have been attacked by chineses, mexicans, italians, black panthers and others, even the White House, and nobody here has any experience at all even similar. They can not identify the attacker, etc. You are hidding the important situations. This is a massacre world wide. They are in airports with the tolerance of DHS. I can not believe that someone can live without doing anything by their attacks, someone is lying, and it is not me. It is not spam. Do you know who is it investiing money in IT for Target Individual? among others the mexican cartels, and It is not Target Individual the main goal of these international groups. Yes, I know it, But I know also that the Bush, the CIA nazy, the mexican carterls, the china and indian mafias are the one financing, and doing the Gang Stalking, so do not come with easy solutions, because the problem is so much bigger, And if you were a TI, you will know that at this time, and do not act that you do not know

  28. Adalberto Cervantes Rodriguez

    Global mafias are using the technology in the wrong way apart of science Stop Human trafficking in the States, do not hire more indians This guy has a connection with the Z, the most dangerous cartel has been seen in the States, Human trafficking and CPS control all over the USA Child Human Trafficking in Mexico to USA Human Trafficking starting in the politcal parties of Mexico and USA…/gutierrez-llegaba-y…/ CPS is using these techniques to neutralize the parents, they broke the families Indians want to replace industrial engineering with their own IT fantasys Ergonomic studies, that it is why they want to destroy industrial engineering in the States To understand Activity Based Costing, you need to have a PhD´s degree and master´s and bachelor´s dregree in industrial engineering, business and accountancy to understand how to make it applicable using SAP I have lot of experience in that, but it is something that nobody understand because of the low level of the SAP FICO consultants that are coming from India.

  29. Adalberto Cervantes Rodriguez

    I never worked at SASH, but I can say in the 25 years I worked, I never saw targeting done. There has been a tremendous change, in the type of people who became nurses. As a patient, I was gangstalked, by nursing staff, and one doctor. I suggest that anyone who is hospitalized, have a friend or relative, stay in the room, and keep a record of the names of staff, what treatments, medication, doses and frequency given, as well as x-rays and results. This will help some what. Get a copy of hospital records on dismissal. Staying out of these places, should be the first objective. This can not be done in a state mental hospital, which historically has been known for abuse. It seems that it is not only a mental hospital, it is one of the biggest one in the Country but also a place to train agents working in Gang Stalking. I was a witness of a rape against a retarded old white woman, they did not do anything at all, after being attack by the CIA-nazy indian NSA and San Antonio Police in a Gang Stalking style . I have been reported that to Mexico and USA, and they are not doing anything, because they are part of that. Get rid the top positions of these global mafias, 90% secure will end this criminal acts. They are recording illegally calls inside, psychiatrics are pressure by agents to target individuals . I reported a rapped in SASH. There are a lot of agents inside mental hospitals,. They can make the implants inside with the help of the police. The mental hospitals in USA are trainning Gang Stalking members, regularly they are changing hospitals over USA and are paid with our taxes, while in Mexico, Governación is paying members of the Gang Stalking in certain civil police that it is full of cartel members. Gang Stalkings are using mental hospitals like SASH to prepare their team The techniques to have the team are really simple, they are using lawyers, psychiatrics expertices in their team to engage other members. Some of them, they are already Indian origin without credentials or with fake credentials.

  30. Adalberto Cervantes Rodriguez I think that these situation have been to me since I was studying in UPIICSA, even a militar studying there contacted me As illuminaties, they were ready to take of me my industrial property development, they are using the stack stalking to kill me in this way ORACLE, SAP will continue having copyrights that they belonged to them, they are mine, I am the creator. Indians want to replace industrial engineering with their own IT fantasys. Ergonomic studies, that it is why they want to destroy industrial engineering in the States To understand Activity Based Costing, you need to have a PhD´s degree and master´s and bachelor´s dregree in industrial engineering, business and accountancy to understand how to make it applicable using SAP. I have lot of experience in that, but it is something that nobody understand because of the low level of the SAP FICO consultants that are coming from India.

  31. Adalberto Cervantes Rodriguez

    Gracias por haberse puesto en contacto con la OMPI. Se ha recibido su consulta y le responderemos tan pronto como sea posible.

    Tema: Patentes
    Subtema: Consultas jurídicas o de carácter general referidas al Tratado de Cooperación en materia de Patentes (PCT)
    Pregunta: I think that these situation have been to me since I was studying in UPIICSA, even a militar studying there contacted me As illuminaties, they were ready to take of me my industrial property development, they are using the stack stalking to kill me in this way ORACLE, SAP will continue having copyrights that they belonged to them, they are mine, I am the creator. Indians want to replace industrial engineering with their own IT fantasys. Ergonomic studies, that it is why they want to destroy industrial engineering in the States To understand Activity Based Costing, you need to have a PhD´s degree and master´s and bachelor´s dregree in industrial engineering, business and accountancy to understand how to make it applicable using SAP. I have lot of experience in that, but it is something that nobody understand because of the low level of the SAP FICO consultants that are coming from India. I studied at UPIICSA when we have the best of best in industrial engineering and systems world wide professors. In my opinion, my thesis are the discovering and opening of industrial engineering or Operational Management as a science Why are the ERP like SAP, Oracle and others a fraud? Because there is no software capable of being used in all kind of companies, it is a fantasy, and less probable when there is no Activity Based Costing applied in all the cases. The indian fraud in ERP technology is affecting the mayor investors in the wold. Industrial Engineering or Operational Management is a science per se, and it can not be eliminates because of the indian nightmares . Para mi entender, quien maneja el mundo son los Corporativos, y las familias como los Rothschild, si bien han ganado mucho con ésto, también han sido defraudados con los ahora CIA millonarios. dejando los Corporativos como mafias mundiales, es éste momento los grandes capitales desearán acabar con todo ésto, dado que la caja negra del IT de la India, no puede esconder más estos fraudes. ¿Dondé truena la tecnología ERP india? la practican sin seguir cambios legales, fiscales que deben de seguir las empresas en los diversos países, no aplican la técnica ABC porque la desconocen totalmente, consultores de muy bajo nivel con memoria fotográfica , entre otros. It is time that IT ended the hippy era in software and hardware, people from India, photographic memory among others, and analyzed and done more with science to much mistakes in some years almost destroying humanity in all senses. It seems more dangerous than an atomic bomb. Creo que los verdaderos científicos no son controlados por Corporativos, se están llendo de EU por el obscurantismo que traen por ejemplo la gente de la india en IT, o la matanza de Bill Gates con sus vacunas. Es un ciclo, vivimos como en la época de Galileo, hasta que la ciencia de nueva cuenta florezca. No tienen ni idea, están perdidos, yo soy mas real. Estamos como con Galileo Indians developed my ideas stolen in PEMEX-ORACLE contract but they did not do it right Be water my friend

    Nombre: Adalberto
    Apellido: Cervantes Rodriguez
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  32. Adalberto Cervantes Rodriguez

    Indians are getting also in this market, there is no science Agreement between PEMEX-ORACLE mentioned that business data base and ERP can not be used to other company, belongs to PEMEX but I did not allow to use my industrial property. El contrato PEMEX-ORACLE era concluyente que no se ocuparía el desarrollo de PEMEX, base de datos de negocio y ERP para otra empresa, le pertenecía a PEMEX solamente, pero a mi nunca me contacto ni el IMP ni PEMEX Indians are doing frauds and frauds while DHS and Department of Labor are not doing anything about it This guy attacked me using Google-Androit-Sparrow Hospital, he is a killer with IT technology El Presidente de Mexico y de EU tienen implantados dispositivos de "Mental Control" es un hecho The president of Mexico and USA were implanted with mental control devices is a fact . I can identify the bad guys in a SAP project easily. I do not know if it the case of someone else, but all the cartel members are detecting me when I am near them If the mexican and US government really want to catch them, NSA and CIA will have all the information about them already Adalberto, your are correct they are no gov they are criminal cartels.. from logical reasoning the only way to profit is through life insurance All gangstalking vehicles are suspicious This guys are making a lot of money for killing us. Also most of them are cartel members

  33. Adalberto Cervantes Rodriguez

    Non science, nazy, foreign are governing USA Ya estoy en eso, recuerda que la patente inicial la tiene ORACLE, SAP y otros, pienso quitarcelas dado en Contrato PEMEX- ORACLE Money and Control main objective of Global Mafias Same that many indians in USA, the problem is that they are working in 500 Fortune Companies specially banks and critical businesses CPS San Antonio is part of the individual targeting part of the NSA-CIA Nazi fake systems Por ser un caso internacional México tiene más vialidad que EU. Dado que en EU estan protegidos, en México son solo los medios, lo políticos de bajo nivel que tenemos y los illuminati que son realmente familias bien conocidas si, intento hacer una demanda en grupo en el DF You can travel to Mexico and sue there, NSA and global mafias are working there, contact me to give you the telephone number of my lawyer San Antonio, TX is the main house of Gang Stalking… The electromagnetic killing of Governments and Corporates is a fact

  34. Adalberto Cervantes Rodriguez

    The CIA-NSA are preparing Presidents for long time to several countries like Mexico and USA si claro, lo que pasan es que las matemáticas no fallan, ya saben quien va a ganar, pero…si quieren que pierda tienen que hacer fraudes donde saben exactamente que perderá, es bien sencillo, nada difícil de hacer si se tiene dinero y poder, y son respaldados por los Rotchild. Many IT companies have been making frauds to all the mexican and LATAM countries Indians are helping carteles and Corporates Indias are closing projects telling the clients for not paying taxes to Governments. Shilpa Jadcherla (VP, SAP FICO Lead @ JPMC) , she works for JPMC, she is a Gang Stalker, violating all the tax laws in LATAM Justice has to be same to anyone He is an illuminati baster. The true is that nobody pays taxes in Mexico, Corporates are not paying the right taxes for import and export, the ERP are not prepared to handled mexican and US taxes in the border for import and export. Most of the customation of ERP for Coporates are done by foreigners without knowlege of taxes in Mexico and US-mexican GAAP Se equivocó México con reforma fiscal: Forbes,

  35. Adalberto Cervantes Rodriguez

    ORACLE and SAP are part of the NSA diabolic system They are playing technology without science knowledge CIA is not USA, it is Rotchild, iiluminaties This guy needs help right away. Any idea To hide their mistakes and nightmares , Indians are using the Gang Stalking to people who are digging deeply Indians are killing thousands of americans using IT technology protected by the NSA Les recomiendo este sitio para entender como la gente esta siendo perseguida utilizando electromagnetismos y tecnología de punta principalmente de IT: buscar en face como: Targeted Individual -Evidence Collection (in FB see Targeted Individual -Evidence Collection group)

  36. Adalberto Cervantes Rodriguez

    PEMEX-ORACLE agreements are not found but we know the names of the criminals It is starting the investigation to one of the main political parties PRI, they are trying to stop the investigation, but according of all the documents and investigations of Human Trafficking between Mexico and USA, it will be match that the political parties of both countries are involved in human trafficking, so high politicians of both countries killing while sataning rituals, raping children, selling organs and others. There are a lot whisklerbower taking about that. High mexican and american politicians related to Human Trafficking!/emisiones/primera-emision-con-carmen-aristegui/mesa-de-analisis-victimas-del-caso-cuauhtemoc-gutierrez-y-la-victoria-de-gustavo-madero-821.html

  37. Adalberto Cervantes Rodriguez

    Fighting for our bill of rights Illuminaties are atacking us for Intelectual properties and personal properties, children and others Expecting parnerships with real benefits to mexican americans and not to illuminaties Crimes of the CIA working for the Illuminaties and not USA Los Rotchild han hecho de la macroeconomía y microeconomía una total fantasía, los premios nobel en dicha rama son los que cuentan sus hazañas sin mencionarlo. Sin duda alguna la Ingeniería Industrial es una ciencia soportada con mis tesis. Rompe totalmente con la fantasía para poder las cosas en negro, no tonos de gris. Su desarrollo se extenderá seguramente en la eternidad del conocimiento científico. No es posible que nos sigan dando cosas de segunda mano y procesadas como de primera si son de tercera o cuarta. He tratado de explicar la situación actual en que vivimos a la gente normal, que si bien no entenderán por completo, es más que lo que proporcionan los Nobel Illuminaties.

  38. Adalberto Cervantes Rodriguez

    Take this righ away If you have a google account (gmail), disactivate it, may be it is connected with your TI device. My daughter is attacked with electromagnetic pre-programed acupucture devices made in China and used by the Nazi indian NSA-CIA starting in a foster house in San Antonio, Texas Texas Gang Stalker style
    It takes time but I have it.
    I have this stuff in my body
    How to protect yourself against implanted devices for IT connectivity? You have to know like other chip or electronic device, they are not working properly if you use magnetism, water or other solutions like cream, or electricity, this external factor among others the materials use to have like cold, hot, so weather conditions like atmospheric pression , definitely will impact the well function of the devices implanted in a body.
    Buy massage electronic devices, magnetos, use the power connector of the computer, mobile phone with water, they will work among others. Certain part of your body will be hot because of the attack, use the magnetos, they will be warm also. Use a hat with magnetic structure; they use the magnetic material where they are selling material
    Body knows that you have something that it is not part of your body, you will feel like an insect bite without a trace, but suddenly the touch of your hand and a pump will find something, here they are, use a needled disinfected try to extract them. You have to do it because in spite it can protect someone also it can produce sicknesses, heart attacks, trucks, a lot of pain, swelling of the legs , headaches, difficulty to pup, among others.
    You have to do it yourself, because if someone attacks, they have the mechanism even to get in the hospital you are, to have you harmed, so do not do anything risky, especially if you alone, ask someone be with you all the time, do not ask for ambulance, go you self to the ER. In the first place, you were sedated, and a Chinese inserted the methodic device like acupuncture technique, of course there is another way to send you to a mental hospital, thinking that nobody believes you. Do not be panic, if you know to drive, have money, and start traveling long distances.
    They need at least two days to make it work the implanted devices in your body, the first one is to implant them in your body, the second one is calibrate the devices in your body, it can identify your sicknesses in all over your body, everything.
    Be out of the spectrum of the internet signals, they are using against you, identify if only they are using blackberries, mobile phones, personal computers near your job, or everywhere you go, including your house. It is that the case, it is good because it means that first they have to find you, it is easy for them because you might have chips in both ear, do not be panic. The harmful way of attacking you, it is using a satellite, they have a lot of power and connectivity everywhere, they can see you in third dimension like to have a doctor near you but it is really a butcher.
    Try to find more about the devices and how to destroy them, they are like nails, it seems they can see through your body in detail, they are like little transparent plastic material, and they are others like a hair, but they can be burn, do it.
    Do not allow surgeries over you in Sparrow Hospital using Androit and Google technology, they will know where are you all the time, and they will attack your central system with a complex microsurgery, starting in your ear to your brain. The implanted devices might have connectivity even with sophisticated equipment use at the Hospital.
    The heart is the most critical one, small amount of electricity can kill you, Cable is needed around the neck, to the shoulder, left hand, level of the heart, water will be help to reduce more intensity. It seems that a device with own energy is in the back near the neck I do not think it is good advice to try to extract a RFID device. It is smaller than a grain of rice. I did take a syringe and some hydrogen peroxide, to one area. This was not successful. You would need a scalpel, and some suture material. There is always the possibility of infection. The easiest ones to remove are in teeth, that can be extracted by a dentist, and taken to a lab. The corresponding number or ID on the device, will tell you the agency, responsible for the targeting. There is quite a bit of expense for this and the implant to replace the missing tooth.

  39. Adalberto Cervantes Rodriguez

    Google, Androit and others are the main one who control who is a TI or not. NSA-CIA use centers offshore and outsourcing as well directed by mafias . The Rotchild economists are wrong…/129021-sueno-eeuu… Rotchild is controlling the economy at the level of individual and hidding all the frauds of the secret societies, economy is fake Children’s welfare is being used to support the banksters foreign policy…/ambassador-stevens…/ My system is designed for very corrupted countries or Corporates , there is no way that they can scape from Justice. Corporates and Government are desperated because my technology is working in fact Sue the criminals There is a connection between Clintons, indian companies, NSA among others…/prince-charles-queen…/ The bigger crimes in humanity are done by the ones should protect us Ingeniería industrial como ciencia, nunca se había desenmascarado las Sociedades Secretas siempre imperante en el conocimiento económico manipulado…. Mis tesis marcan el futuro más allá de éstas Sociedades Secretas, alcanzando el nivel de conocimiento científico en las ciencias interdisciplinarias de los negocios

  40. Adalberto Cervantes Rodriguez CPS in USA and DIF in Mexico are working for the Global mafias…/video-con-la-aparicion…/…/detienen-a-pedofilo… Revisar esta situación entre México, EU, China y la India… Andrew Pease and CPS San Antonio are criminals. Obama is using CPS against iT consultants and finance top managers . Possible human traffic activities between DIF Mexico and CPS San Antonio, and relation with the catholic Pope.
    The pope start visiting and made business with them, The catholic church has to recuperate the money of the sues against them in …USA. He knew about the killing of millions of Chineses of a religious group, Chineses offered him the life of the Chinese children of this religious group (Genocide massacre in China). Good opportunity, he contacted Hillary Clinton, and Calderon, opus dei members, business done in high level.
    It seems that Joaquin Castro works for the China Imperium including India and their satellites countries like Mexico. Human Traffic between DIF Mexico to CPS San Antonio…/Woman-accused-of-Munchausen…, children from LATAM, India and Chinese children . Allowing investment of American and Mexican mafias in San Antonio. Shame on Joaquin Castro The true will come soon.
    Calderon and his wife controlled DIF Mexico, the only entity similar to Child Protective Services in USA and with legal authority to USCIS (Immigration), Calderon and his wife were the only taking decision of adoption in Mexico through the States, instead of help many children to legalize their situation in the States, they used them as a personal business, each child more than 15,000.00 USD, they were coming from China, India and also Mexican children to be given in adoption in the States, no body (Mexican, Mexican American families), even the personnel in DIF Mexico knows that DIF is the only legal entity recognized by USCIS to do that. Only my estimates annually with Chinese children are more 200 million dollars…/why-the-jews…/ , but it was only a personal business of Calderon and Fox that no Mexican or Mexican American was beneficiated. Kidnnaping of my daughter in San Antonio, TX some year ago violating Haya Convention because of her dual citizenship, using NSA system, indian and mexican killers

    High Hierarcky of the Mexican Catholic Church involved in the pedestrian business Manipulación religiosa y de políticos, realmente una minoría en México No es cierto fue el NSA, para que no se hicieran más comentarios…/113946-anonymous-camara… Indians should know the fees that they migh pay if they are cathed doing frauds. Ya no seas agachón Indian CRM helping them to make fraud in the elections. Other indian fraud The beast is against God Illegal Alien Using Fake Social Security Number Sues Over Job Rejections. Sue indians for getting american jobs illegaly, all their documents are fake. All the indians are in the NSA get rid of them The solution is to sue Obama for breaking the Constitution…/trend-franks-gop-obama… It is impossible everybody obeys the evil rules The illuminati religion in the wrong Corporate ideas Government inspiring to rape and kill children

  41. Cam Robinson

    This is ridiculous. I would never want to change. I love myself the way I am. Homosexuality is not a disease therefore it does not need to be cured.

  42. Kelly O'Neill

    If there was a "god" and "heaven" why would there be a hell? If god forgives all, why would you want to go to heaven, it would be filled with murderers, rapists and pedos!

  43. Em Loughnan

    Kelly forgive me as I'm not expert, but God allows those into the Kingdom of Heaven if they repent their sins and love God. So I would assume as Heaven is the final step, you would have to have repented your sins and not ever do this again, in Heaven. Whereas Hell is for those who don't love God. There is also no point talking about Science to a man of God. They are different beliefs. Elio's statements are at best, vague and in no way reinforce that God thinks homosexuals must be 'cured' or reference homosexuality being a sin. Elio should stop using the Bible as an excuse to spread his own personal feelings of learnt hatred towards those who are unlike himself. God loves all as long as they love him. Is it not a commandment that "thall shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour" and paraphrasing God as a homophobe is indeed using him as a scapegoat to shield evil thoughts of hatred in which Elio should seek forgiveness before it's too late and he's denied entry into Heaven. But let's get real, these feelings are ingrained in Elio, he will not change his opinions because of my words, much like any gay or lesbian cannot change because of his. Learn to stay out of everyone else's business and accept people have the right to live their lives the way they see fit.

  44. Max Hatfull

    Ryan Mitchell Potter I think that she has a right to get angry when those differences in opinion may seriously threaten her wellbeing in the future if the wrong political moves are made

  45. James Aaron Fenton

    Sigh* people must be so stupid if they believe this to be true!!!

  46. Darn Daisy

    if only they worked on baldness… its one of that needs worked on!

  47. Andreas Jacobsson

    Sooo… when are you guys making a cure for loving chocolate then?
    just waiting for that cause chocolate is a cruel mistress :/

  48. Niki Zaltsberg

    You don't get to choose. It states it must be given early enough. Meaning: the parents would get to choose. Not yourself.

  49. Alex Howell

    Sounds more like a vaccine. It says it unbalances and unsets the natural pollutants. So it equalizes pressure by, forcing people, who abstain from sex as much as possible, to drink cum or have them shit white red and blood blue nuclear logs. Mutants and humans alike, stay the FUCK away from anyone says they can cure shit. There's no way to cure anything the only thing they can clean is a gun shot wound. If yall still sleeping around yall should be laid in the ground. Don't let me ever see you on som Peter Pan shit I promise not even shit can fly, especially not after its pushed from my roof directly over the gutter and onto my tarmac.

  50. Steven Cabral

    Ridiculous quotes from a fictional book. It doesn't affect you in any way. Where was Your so-called god the day 9/11 happened? Get off your trail of judgements because you are and idiot.

  51. David Turner

    It's a satire site. This is a fake blog post to garner page views, because they're money hungry.

  52. Paula D Dorkin

    that's like finding a cure to being hetrosexual Lol.. ur born gay!! we are in the 21st century when are people going to get over it! x

  53. Polly Conroy

    Jeffrey Montgomery That could be because that doesn't happen, as a rule. Take it from a counsellor. Abuse as child tends to manifest either as serious mental health issues in later life or the abused becomes an abuser themselves.

    That gay conversion thing? It doesn't happen. It is just something that homophobes like to peddle, along with the "fact" that they are all paedophiles and a few others.

    I recommend that you get properly acquainted with subject before regurgitating the tripe that anti gays spew.

    As to who can be hurt by testosterone, the answer is everyone, if it is wrongly administered. We all need some T, but we normally produce what we need. There are a few rare conditions which benefit from injections of T.

  54. Elio Mateo

    Em, as I have read your writings, I realize that you really are not an expert in matters of the Bible or God, as you have expressed yourself; for that motive, you can not give an opinion about whichever you think, because you can confuse people, as indeed I think you're doing.
    Em, it is true that God is love, loves everyone, but not their sins, because He punishes sin because He is Holy and because the man want to deviate from His commandments. But He wants to save and forgive the sins of everyone if they come to Christ in repentance:

    “For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved.” John 3:16-20.

    Em, sorry but you shoudn’t tell me to stop what God tell me to proclaim to everybody, that’s why I understand that you aren’t be used by God when you say that: “…We ought to obey God rather than men (you).” Acts 5:29.
    Of course Em, the Bible speaks of homosexual practice as a sin and something that God hates, but thanks to Him, because He provides healing to those who repent to Christ and seek Him, as others have done, through the blood of Christ, as you should have read in my first verse. So, I see that you have little information about what the Bible says. Below you will read some other verses of God's Word, leaving implicit that God forbids homosexual practice, of course you won’t find in the Bible the same term (homosexual), because it is a term that emerged later to describe this practice:

    “Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.” “If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination…” Leviticus 18:22; 20:13.

    “Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen. For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.” Romans 1:25-27.

    But God is good Kelly and says: “Seek ye the Lord while he may be found, call ye upon him while he is near: Let the wicked forsake his way, and the unrighteous man his thoughts: and let him return unto the Lord, and he will have mercy upon him; and to our God, for he will abundantly pardon.” Isaiah 55:6-7
    Em I hope that God will let you to take repentance for the forgiveness of your sins, so you can read more the Biblie and understand more about it.

  55. Max Hatfull

    Elio Mateo I don't think you understand enough about homosexuality to comment. Become an expert in matters of homosexuality before expressing yourself.

  56. Max Hatfull

    Matt Alexander no, it's not. The only disorder around here is your inability to accept other people and being hateful of thing's you don't understand.

  57. Max Hatfull

    Paula Richardson why should she? This is the internet after all…

  58. Max Hatfull

    Paula D Dorkin I think a valid cure for the homophobe is a large dose of mercury

  59. Marius Banderas

    Elio Mateo Can you give better answer , any answer without using bible ? Not everybody believes in Christ Bible and all that stuff . So give your explanation by using your brain ? Why homosexuality is wrong as from 1973 is officially not disease ?

  60. Lourenço Lorenzo

    Acho que "cancer" é haver gente mal formada como o senhor. Ainda por cima, porque não se inibem de comentar, de uma forma lamentável – não apenas a nível de conteúdo.

  61. Lourenço Lorenzo

    It has been proved that homossexuality is, at least, partially cause by genes. Therefore, it is natural, thus being "unnatural" to fight it. Right?

  62. Lourenço Lorenzo

    You should stop believing in imaginary friends. You´re a grown up man now.

  63. Krystal Reanna Robertson

    Its a genetic mutation yes. Like having green eyes is a genetic mutation. If scientists discovered a way to make green eyes blue would they be 'curing' them? How a person wants to genital mash is their buisness. (Insert comparion also to the 'cure for mutants' from xmen).

  64. Simon Robertson

    Shame they cant find a 'cure' for 'stupid' eh, and give themselves (the scientists) a few jabs of it! Think its a fake story btw!

  65. Polly Conroy

    Lourenço Lorenzo Well, in the sense that it is observed to exist in over 1500 species, partly that, yes.

    But also from the perspective that it affects no one except the consenting adults involved. In this respect, it differs from child abuse which peppers both society and the Catholic church. Indeed, it is starting to look like homophobia , along with transphobia and other irrational prejudices, may derive primarily from white christian expansionism. We are finding increasing numbers of historic cultures with very different perspectives. Fascinating subject to read about.

  66. Sharolaid Hon

    I'm sorry, but there is no cure for homosexuality. There is no pill or shot that can make a man like tits and vagina. And there's no pill or shot that can make a man like cock, muscles, and body hair. Doesn't work that way. That's like saying there's a pill or shot that will make someone like the color red. Etc. Fuckin' retarded.

  67. Sharolaid Hon

    If this is the case, then let's see you develope cure for being left handed. HAAHAAAA. Yeah, I fuckin' thoughts so. I totally owned you with saying that.

  68. Jens Andersson

    Lolwut? Might as well be a cure to heterosexuality in males, then, wouldn't it? ^.^

  69. Marvin Ridgers

    so that bible passage is pretty much describing the entire human race ay?

  70. Tommy Bang Eriksson

    Of course they can argue, simply beacuse something is proven by science does not mean you can force this upon anyone. If someone does not want the vaccine they can and should be allowed to be who they are.

  71. McHatter Hat

    The question remains the same straight people…why do you care about the parties I don't invite you to? This is between the man I love and myself…you really aren't even obligated to look at me. My gayness isn't contagious, and I watch you people do hideous things to each-other constantly. I think things could be pretty fair if everyone learns about proper social boundaries, and how NOT to tell others how to live while repeatedly failing at life. Especially since RUSSIA has been such a winner when it comes to social issues and the ENTIRE GLOBE.

  72. Max Hatfull

    Ryan Mitchell Potter just because laws aren't being made doesn't mean people can't be offended by the idea that people are considering the destruction of a livelihood. I'd be pretty pissed off if someone said to me that being a mathematician was to be outlawed and everyone who studies my subject was to be injected to cure them. I'm pretty sure if you were to bring up some of the ideas expressed in these comments with the woman in question, not only would you get an earful of four letter words, but you would also receive a sharp slap. The medium that we are communicating through is a hinderance to how one may express one's views rather than a curtain to hide behind for fear of offending an offender.

  73. Rodrigo Santos

    Anastasia Paige Niciou That's literally the most retarded explanation to homophobia. So according to your fantastic logic, if one's racist then what? He doesn't want to be his own race anymore? He wants to change races? How does this even make sense? There are possibly 1000 better reasons to explain homophobia than this retarded statement. Please don't be an ignorant and think before you actually type.

  74. Anastasia Paige Niciou

    Rodrigo Santos homophobia and racism are two completely different things! What I have said has been tested and proven true I am not ignorant I just think it's a shame that a woman saying nothing wrong has to be told to shut the fuck up for no reason at all do your research first before you call me ignorant! Everyone has the right to have their own opinion but why is it they can't talk to one another like equal human beings so if you want to call someone ignorant tell it to someone who apparently sees homosexuals equal to pedophiles and murderers what I said is nothing compared to that so get over it!!!

  75. Bassam Khalil El

    this is verry nice. I also said to people that its a disease and sometime science is gonna solve this big issue wich is causing aids. No gays: go take you vaccin and cure you self

  76. Keith Bowes

    Jeffrey Montgomery Do you have a peer-reviewed source? It seems like silly things the religious right makes up without any corroborating data (not unlike the existence of a god).

  77. Keith Bowes

    "Unwanted same sex attraction"? LOL, man! It's the nature of marketing to sell people that which they don't want (as in telling them that their feelings are defective).

  78. Jason Salamone

    Imagine if AA meetings and its adjoining sponsor program was deemed "hateful" and "harmful" to persons experiencing alcoholism, just because a percentage of people that crave alcohol gave up on the program for whatever reason and thus continued drinking.
    Homosexual activist groups attempt to discredit the idea that healthy change away from homosexuality is possible by championing failed “ex-gays” and ignoring success stories. When is the last time we heard a therapist talk about a client who came into his/her office and said, "Doc, I have unwanted opposite (heterosexual) attraction." ? Never!
    There's a reason for that…it's called a fact of life. And that fact of life, which also happens to b the reason why we all (including people with same sex attraction) exist, doesn't necessarily make a positive case for homosexual attractions and sex.

  79. Dw Brah

    Evidence suggests children raised by homosexuals are more likely to experience gender and sexual disorders.

    Although the evidence on child outcomes is sketchy, it does suggest that children raised by lesbians or homosexual men are more likely to experience gender and sexual disorders. Judith Stacey– a sociologist and an advocate for same-sex civil marriage–reviewed the literature on child outcomes and found the following: "lesbian parenting may free daughters and sons from a broad but uneven range of traditional gender prescriptions." Her conclusion here is based on studies that show that sons of lesbians are less masculine and that daughters of lesbians are more masculine.

    She also found that a "significantly greater proportion of young adult children raised by lesbian mothers than those raised by heterosexual mothers … reported having a homoerotic relationship." Stacey also observes that children of lesbians are more likely to report homoerotic attractions.

    Her review must be viewed judiciously, given the methodological flaws detailed by Professor Nock in the literature as a whole. Nevertheless, theses studies give some credence to conservative concerns about the effects of homosexual parenting.

    Judith Stacey and Timothy Biblarz, "(How) Does the Sexual Orientation of Parents Matter?" American Sociological Review 66: 159-183. See especially 168-171.

  80. Dw Brah

    Paul Ransom if you are so worried about the world population, then why dont u do the world a favour and help manage it

  81. Paul Ransom

    Dw Brah Meh! I never said I was worried about it, but overpopulation is surely an issue and going to be an increasing major issue in the future. Saying homosexuality is a cancer to the planet is purely asinine, and I was simply saying that if anything homosexuality is helping the planet by keeping population growth in check; even if it is only 1 to 5% check of population, every little bit helps.

  82. Jonathan Carson

    Some people think that Homosexuality is Unnatural. Creating genes to make fake people is totally Unnatural- shame on you.

  83. Shannon Marie Walsh

    ok…We know this article to be satire. But lets entertain the fact of what if they DID scientifically find this out….The fact that they would have figured out homosexuality is not a choice, brings happy feelings to me…But on the flip side. I find myself being slightly offended that they would want to cure it! WHY? If this were true id have to question why human beings would want to cure something that clearly is not life threatening instead of focusing there efforts on things that are more serious…Like Cancer! Lets cure cancer! Not people who are gay… It would be just as insulting to say we want to cure autism or downs… When in all reality…Its an insult to consider it to be a sickness. Why change a person…Instead of just loving them.

  84. Sikobae TheXenodragon

    Daniel Pereira Following your logic of "unable to procreate", then completely single straight men, asexuals and people have had their entire lower body exploded off are also suffering a mental disorder.

    You're confusing the use of "unable", which implies some kind of sterility. As far as we can assume, you aren't sterile. You can still have offspring provided you were to be attracted to women too – which actually isn't completely true either since you can have artificial insemination done.

  85. Josh Brodhurst-Hill

    Paul Ransom Well firstly, heterosexuality is the "default" of our species, so to argue semantics for a minute, it wouldn't be a "cure". Homosexuality (which I'm ok with, I'm talking scientifically here) is a deviation from the norm. Therefore it could be said to be a cure as it's bringing someone who is abnormal back to normality.

    Personally, I'd be cool with forcibly sterilizing / queerifying some people in this world.

  86. Paul Ransom

    Josh Brodhurst-Hill How about left handers? They are a natural deviation from the norm, but we never see any push for a vaccine to make someone right handed to fit in better with society. Any vaccine to change one's orientation is based purely on prejudice, hate and ignorance. We don't need any vaccine to "cure" homosexuality since the vast majority of problems living as a homosexual are brought on by culture and society. We should be focusing on vaccines for parkinson's,multiple sclerosis,HIV and etc.

  87. Josh Brodhurst-Hill

    Paul Ransom Like I said, was just arguing semantics. At one point, there WAS a push for a leftie "cure". People were forced to use their right hands because using your left was a sign of evil or something dumb like that.

    I remember when I went to visit a re-creation of an 1800's era school and the faux teacher slapped my desk with his ruler and screamed at me for using my left hand.

  88. Sikobae TheXenodragon

    David Miller "If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them."

    So come kill me then.. Oh wait, there seems to be a conflict with "Thou shall not murder" , unless you're about to say something typical like: "Ah, no, there's some convenient exceptions to the rules that suit our agenda."

  89. Sikobae TheXenodragon

    "You humans continue to be small minded horrible creatures"

    What are you.. an elf?

  90. Sikobae TheXenodragon

    Josh Brodhurst-Hill
    That's when you punch them with both and say "I'm the ambidextri-naut, BITCH"

  91. Candace Heckman

    Unbelievable!!! Seriously why can't people be different? If we were all the same this world would be completely boring!!! Goodness people mind your own damn business and let people be who they are!!!!!

  92. Tegan Artemis Fox

    This is satire. It says so at the bottom of the article. Meant to exaggerate (to a point) And show the irony of how stupid people can be. There is no "cure" for gay as it isnt a disease.

  93. Jorge Antonio Puentes

    can i just say something!? i know its gonna sound shady as fuck but why did u even bother posting this lmfao like im gay and im healthy with no hiv or std's i have also voted in my country and also pass on wise advice to younger people. Now u can take this report and shove up ur ass bc its very sad u ppl will do anything to get attention after russia kinda is no longer our issue! we are not divided we are trying to be united and how dare u push nerves all over by posting this. BEING GAY ISN'T a disease just like a straight man jerking off to a lesbian video isn't a disease and until u fuckers prove to the world ur into lesbian's bc ur closed minded straight men who fear that gay ppl will protect women forever bc they know better and dont need to take shit from u abusive ass mother fuckers. We are not a disease and also a cure?? BEING GAY is a choice why dont u ask some of the woman about it im sorry i wanna have kids but im happier with a man i dont mind a woman but just like i keep my shit clean woman in general do have a monthly period which allows them to take out aggresive behavior with men so why be with them when the reality is im happy with being with a man and if it was against the bible then genetically speaking with science why has god allowed us to feel this way and be as so? yet i have a very great life and yet god only gives too those his gifts to those who aby by him. Know bitchs if this continues we as gay ppl will be suing researchers bc being gay is a choice just like its ur choice to fear us when we dont present a threat we dont want u even if u look attractive were not idiots and we are smarter than u! Like straight men u dont shave right u dont cook as much u care to much about lesbian porn and also u care so much about bullshit rapping ghettto little remarks and also trying to be that dude who drinks beer and claims hes the shit by fighting we as gay ppl arent like that! FOR CRYING OUTLOUD
    its bc of us gay ppl u even have magizines to teach u to dress and fyi who do u think teaches gymnastics and work outs for everyone to be ripped straight men???? gay men who are beautiful and healthy and smart and also in shape are teaching u in every channel how to better urself so fuck u and ur article!

  94. Pavel Medvinskey

    This is the true disease which has become a world-wide epidemic with no known cure yet, and it keeps mutating and infecting more and more people – Religion.

  95. Pavel Medvinskey

    Russia (and most adjoining countries) needs a firm kick in their homophobic ass.

  96. Pavel Medvinskey

    That's sweet, but russia actually has laws now against LGBT people. People get beat up, tortured, raped – but hey, let's do the Olympics, it's all good… >_>

  97. Pavel Medvinskey

    Anastasia Paige Niciou Not necessarily. For a lot, sure, but dont forget just how much of it very plainly comes from pretty much every single religion there is out there. So it's not really surprising, that on a planet where most of the population is religious in one way or another, there is so much homophobia. You can't rationally explain something to someone who doesnt think rationally to begin with.

  98. Mui Mui

    Blood of Christ is the cure? Homosexuality doesn't require a cure. Religion does. If there is a true source of evil, is your fictional nonsense. If you wish to practice religion, stop bothering everyone else.

  99. Prince Artie

    Pavel Medvinskey obviously they need something done to them to realize being gay isn't anything that can be treated or any different then being straight….

  100. Sean Melvin

    You did see the word satire at the end of this article right? You know that means its fake? Im just saying apparently we need to cure your stupidity lol

  101. Matthew Moody

    Elio Mateo, it may be time to just let God be the judge. The world is so corrupt and confused now, the end is near. No one knows when it will be but it is obvious that man has yet again turned against God and that is a very big sign.

  102. Matthew Moody

    I do find it curious why it brings out so much hatred when a piece of the Bible is quoted. Sounds kind of like when Satan tempted Jesus and Jesus quotes scriptures back to Satan until he finally left him alone.

  103. Mui Mui

    Matthew Moody maybe the reason for such reaction is due to Russia's despicable actions against homosexuals which has caused huge media attention in recent past. And this guy by referring to the bible saying a cure is already given by god. Thus implying a cure is required. Homosexuality is love, the world don't need a cure for love. Plus the verse he referred to is talking about perverts, rapists, prostitutes, people performing anal/oral sex, beastiality, people who pray to the wrong invisible man, thieves and greedy people. There is no reference to homosexuality. Just 99% of the modern world.

  104. Jezebel Twiztid Jane

    Anyone that believe this shit, I have a nice ocean front property in Arizona I would like to sell you.

  105. Christopher Marcus

    this guy is super smart.. U know how many steriod queens i know… hahahaha they are the biggest bottoms… Ohh super funny…. So pretty soon we will start seeing MAJOR bull dykes worse then we already do..They might even grow a penis…. Or do they o0nly care about the men??? Or would they inject the females with estrogen.. this is insane.. but funny

  106. Jeff William Priess

    If that were true all gay men would have boobs and cry during sad movie. Testosterone injects to kids? And how do you determine if your kid is gay? He's a kid!

  107. Andrew Jon Daleigh

    Um no hun satirical means that it's not true, that's what that word means, can't change definitions just because you want it to say something else. Another thing, pedophiles aren't linked to the LGBT community, the LGBT community are built up of consenting adults where as pedophiles are doing that nasty because they crave the power over a weaker person, it has nothing to do with sex. Im guessing your uneducated since you can't spell or make a bit of sense but I enlightened you. Always remember to research, accepting whatever pops into your head as fact is pathetic!

  108. Elio Mateo

    Matthew Moody that's why I quote the verse of Luke, asking God to forgive them, because they don’t know what they say, even though they do intentionally.
    And you're right, they hate the Word of God, it is because they are influenced by Satan according to the Bible, that says in Ephesians 2:2 “…according to the prince of the power of the air, the spirit that now worketh in the children of disobedience”.
    But God commanded us to proclaim His Word: “And thou shalt speak my words unto them, whether they will hear, or whether they will forbear: for they are most rebellious…yet shall know that there hath been a prophet among them.” Ezekiel 2:7,5b
    And this is so great, they reject the Word of God, but any book in the world has changed so many millions of people to a better life, like the Bible.

  109. Elio Mateo

    Mui Mui According to the Bible, God is love, not homosexuality; the Bible calls homosexuality an abomination and is a result of having rejected God to follow their own desires, but thanks God they can be forgiven and healed by accepting Christ.
    “Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened… for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.” Romans 1:21,26-27.

    Love can not be something that is against the nature that God created, being God love. God created a man and a woman, and command them to fill the earth with their descendants, two man or two women can’t do that, come on boy, would be absurd and a contradiction.
    God places homosexuality in the same list of perverts, prostitutes, ect. but all them can be released if they come to Christ. Christ said: “And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.” John 8:32.

    I'm not bothering anyone by proclaim the Word of God, as God has sent me, just accept it or reject it, but that is not God's desire. We live in a free world where everyone can say what they want, do not try to restrict me to speak the Word of God. God loves you Mui Mui, please, come to Him now.

  110. Mui Mui

    Elio Mateo In my reality (real world) there is no god. So no point in, replying to me in blind fate, how about reason and evidence? Christianity is phasing out of existence, it's on the edge of joining the norse god's, ancient greek god's, and the juju down the mountain, which i'm sure you noticed. I'm sure god will have a splendid time with the company of Thor, Odin, Zeus, and Apollo. Good news for all you faithful worshipers, is that new religions have formed. I might suggest the flying spaghetti monster.

    Now if homosexuality is so unnatural, why do you find it in many animal species? More than 1,500 different animal species, including chimpanzees, dolphins and apes engage in homosexual and bisexual acts. 10 % of sheep has homosexual relations. They even often have long term relationships with their male partner. If homosexuality is so unnatural, why of all species in the world, there is only one that includes homophobes. If you wish to speak about natural, look in the natural world, that is where nature is. Not in your fan-fiction. To point out your own contradiction, you just implied god is love. Yet you also referred to god as a "he". Do i spot some homosexual butterflies in your stomach?

    I think, if god truly were love. He would not allow his own followers to murder each other in his name, and by the belief in him. Let me just guide you through history. The holocaust, 9/11, Bombing of Oslo, The mass murder of Muslims by Christians in Kosovo. The genocide of Muslims and Roman Catholics perpetrated by Serbian Orthodox followers in Bosnia-Herzegovina. Ireland these are just a few in recent century, that is also just a quick list, it's not even complete. God says you should not kill. Yet there is mass murder in the bible even by him, and by his followers in his own fan-book. Don't tell me god is love, if you so believe such, you have no idea what love is.

    You must hate, that god loves me as much as he loves you tehehe?

  111. Pavol Szentivanyi

    diehard fags are still not vaccinated because they reversed their orientation suits. And it is already obvious that the fags and lezby are sick people in the head.

  112. Riley Nowak

    Pavol Szentivanyi Check the sources on that article you linked me to. The site may be legitimate, but the sources aren't valid – the legitimate one took down the article, the second is an openly satirical site, and the third is just the response of someone who had seen the article. None of these validate the report, and in fact just show that people have been taking the satire seriously – further supporting my argument that satire should be labelled. It originated on a satire site. It's quite possible that Russia is trying to find a way to eradicate homosexuals on a medical basis, but the information contained in this article is satire.

    Also, while I'm not offended (homosexuality isn't an insult) you shouldn't jump to the conclusion that I"m homosexual. I'm actually happily in a committed heterosexual relationship. Imagine that? Someone straight supporting heterosexuals! Honestly my comments here aren't even pro-lgbt. My comments here are just anti-ignorance.

  113. Ace Di Vo

    Elio Mateo: Listen, I've followed the word of God and it was beautiful, but I backslid. Yes, you have to get yourself back up with the armor or God and I prayed for God to forgive me and to "make me straight" but, I can't help who I love. You will never truly understand unless you were gay yourself going through the hatred given by the very people who are suppose to help me get closer to God. That's the problem. We blame people for things we don't clearly understand. God is the judge and Jesus is the lawyer on our defense while Satan in the prosecutor. Do everything in love and come as you are and if I'm meant to "change (be straight)" then he will change me and it will be at his will because he is in control. ALL OF YOU, Stop judging. Help one another and love one another to have a companion in Christ, not an enemy. Easiest way I can help you understand is thinking of it this way. That's like you becoming a new creature in Christ and your told in order to follow the Lord, you must now be with another man…. No choice, it is what it or you go to hell….POINT BLANK… Now, tell me how would u feel if you had to now leave your wife because of this….? Put yourself in our shoes….

  114. Mui Mui

    Ace Di Vo you are living in a cruel reality, when you believe you need forgiveness for being who you are. You are not living in sin, nor born in it. Being homosexual does not make you any less than any heterosexual. I can't start to imagine the suffering you must be going through, living and believing you need to be something you are not. You are great as you are, don't let "god" or anyone tell you different. I could never respect anything that could cause anyone such suffering, it's horrific. I might not be able to fully comprehend your situation as i'm not in your shoes, but it is not right that anyone should be treated like that. If anyone else that is homosexual read this post, and might be in the same position. I must convey this, you are beautiful and wonderful as you are. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. You are not living in sin, love require no cure. Be proud of who you are, and know there are people whom care for this, and fight against these atrocities. Love one another. We all have feelings, we all can love, feel anger, happiness, and sadness. We are all of one specie.

  115. Vavra Vavraite

    HAVE YOU ALL READ THIS SENTENCE? "Xenoestrogen are a type of estrogen mimickers found in synthetic or natural chemical compounds. Synthetic xenoestrogens such as PCB’s, BPA and phthalates have been also been found to have estrogenic effects on living organisms and to disrupt the endocrine system” explains Dr. Yuri Krutchev, who took part in the experiment. “Injecting specific quantities of testosterone helps to unset this artificial biological unbalance which occurs mostly in part because of environmental pollution and an excess of estrogen mimickers in our modern environment” he adds. " NOW EXPLORE ENDOCRINE DISRUPTORS MORE THOROUGHLY … WHAT DO THEY DO TO HUMAN (AND EVEN ANIMAL) BODY? BASICALLY BPA "CREATES" THAT FAMOUS "GAY" GENE… SIT AND THINK!!!!! UNTIL YOU UNDERSTAND WHATS HAPPENING…

  116. Jonathon Cho

    1. The source that this website cites is a satirical website

    2. There is actually no factual backing for sexually abused children to 'become' homosexual, this 'fact' was actually invented many years ago to stigmatize homosexuality.

    3. Homosexuality stopped being classed as a mental disorder in the 1970s, this is backed by every psychiatric organisation in the western world. The only people who still think it is a mental disorder are religious leaders and their communities, and since they still think exorcism cures it, I'm not going to put a lot of stock in their beliefs.

  117. Elio Mateo

    Ace Di Vo you are right, I’m not in your shoes, but let me tell you that although I'm not in your shoes, others that have been there, have been changed by God, and I believe that if God changed them He can do it with you also Ace, I only ask you to be patient, that He will do the work, please, do not backslid. God wants to have a good plan for you and bless you.

    “For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the Lord, thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end.” Jeremiah 29:11

    God still loves you as you are, God wants to come to Him as you are now. He can help you to change and give you the strength to go on, believe me, if that have happened in others who have been in your shoes, that can happen to you also, maybe you have heard about some people that have been changed by Him, if not, try to find some good videos o news about them.

    “Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.” Matthew 11:28 “Now then we are ambassadors for Christ, as though God did beseech you by us: we pray you in Christ's stead, be ye reconciled to God.” 1 Corinthians 5:20

    “Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God. And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.” 1 Corinthians 6:9-11.

    I say this to all that can read this post also, although others reject you, even calling themselves christians, I want you to know that God receives you and forgives you and ask him to show you a church that truly reflects the love of God and He will show you one, but please, come back to Him now. God bless you!

  118. Andrei Azarin

    It's a fake!!!!! If you look for these in the database of the institute cited in this article they don't appear. Moreover, the activists of russian LGBT say that they haven't ever heard about this cure. D'Be careful with this type of information.

  119. Callum O'Meara

    This is absolutely shocking. This should never be allowed or made legal!!!! If people are gay they are gay don't fucking trying change it.

  120. Callum O'Meara

    Just because we are gay does not mean we are not human you daft cunt! Get a grip how would you like it lf all gay folk wanted rid of straights!!!

  121. Jason Perry

    I really don't understand the point of these satire stories.
    They serve no person other than getting people all worked up and telling how the author really feels about a subject.
    Instead of wasting time in fake shit. Learn how to write something worth it

  122. Camy Lopez

    Kelly O'Neill god does not forgive all, god is a judge, he judges all. maybe some will be judged to be forgiven and most will not. it quite clearly says that most will not make it. Rev 21:27

  123. Camy Lopez

    Deborah Peters you are as narrow minded as the christians.
    to date, we have a cure for being a girl, we have a cure for being a boy, but we have no cure for liking someone who is the same gender.
    could it be that the scientific community dont have the balls?

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  126. Brad Wilson

    Oooo now that say it is Satire after the 2nd day because the Government put a stop to it but there is truth to this and it can be done, Think About it do crazy people think they are crazy no because they are sick and the same goes for everything else including homosexual's they will think they are fine because they are sick

  127. Brad Wilson

    Homosexuality is why we have aid so that would be working to help the sicko's stay as they are….No aids was made to combat homosexuality

  128. Brad Wilson

    Being gay is not normal it is artificial biological unbalance which occurs mostly in part because of environmental pollution and an excess of estrogen. Do Crazy people think they are crazy or will they admit to the sickness? I think not.

  129. Brad Wilson

    Homosexuality is caused by artificial biological unbalance which occurs mostly in part because of environmental pollution and an excess of estrogen. Do Crazy people think they are crazy or will they admit to the sickness? I think not.

  130. Brad Wilson

    Homosexuality is caused by artificial biological unbalance which occurs mostly in part because of environmental pollution and an excess of estrogen. Do Crazy people think they are crazy or will they admit to the sickness? I think not.

  131. Brad Wilson

    You are sick and need help That is why we care. Homosexuality is caused by artificial biological unbalance which occurs mostly in part because of environmental pollution and an excess of estrogen. Do Crazy people think they are crazy or will they admit to the sickness? I think not.

  132. Brad Wilson

    Homosexuality is caused by artificial biological unbalance which occurs mostly in part because of environmental pollution and an excess of estrogen. Do Crazy people think they are crazy or will they admit to the sickness? I think not.

  133. Brad Wilson

    Homosexuality is caused by artificial biological unbalance which occurs mostly in part because of environmental pollution and an excess of estrogen. Do Crazy people think they are crazy or will they admit to the sickness? I think not.

  134. Brad Wilson

    Jeffrey Montgomery Homosexuality is caused by artificial biological unbalance which occurs mostly in part because of environmental pollution and an excess of estrogen. Do Crazy people think they are crazy or will they admit to the sickness? I think not so we need to end the sickness.

  135. Michael Ward

    Homosexuality is not a disease, it's not a state of mind and it's not a chemical imbalance, (stop fooling yourselves) gays and lesbians sleep with their own sex for the same reason that smokers smoke and for the same reason that killers kill…because they want to!

  136. Domz Matteo

    no not a mental disorder , a genetic phenomenon …this could be proof (if this is 100% fact ) that people can be born gay., and that is it not a choice. Thus disproving religious beliefs

  137. Domz Matteo

    …this could be proof (if this is 100% fact ) that people can be born gay., and that is it not a choice. Thus disproving religious beliefs


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