Man Arrested for Sexual Intercourse with ATM

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A local Tennessee man has been arrested for attempting to have sexual intercourse with an ATM

A Strange Transaction at an ATM Murfreesboro, Tennessee – A local resident of Murfreesboro, TNis currently being held in jail for making an odd (and quite disturbing) transaction at an automatic teller machine (ATM). Lonnie J. Hutton, 49, of Old Lascassas Pike, was charged with public intoxication after the incident, which took place at The Boro Bar & Grille. Local police officer Michael Rickard, who was on the scene, reported what happened:

 “Mr. Hutton entered the bar and walked to the ATM. Once at the ATM, Mr. Hutton pulled down his pants and underwear exposing his genitals, and then attempted to have sexual intercourse with the ATM.”

If that wasn’t disgusting enough, once the criminal was outside his public orgy with inanimate objects continued. According to Officer Rickard:

 “Once outside Mr. Hutton again exposed himself and engaged in sexual intercourse with the wooden picnic table.”

The Sentencing The officer also said he “appeared intoxicated” and smelled of alcohol. I cannot fathom how sexual intercourse with an ATM was possible; I highly doubt that the credit card slot was large enough to play the other partner. However, it is quite reasonable to assume that the picnic table had a hole carved out of the middle to, ordinarily, place an umbrella.

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What drove the man to commit these acts is totally up for debate; he was either too lonely, too horny, too drunk, or had no self control. Maybe it was all of the above. How Mr. Hutton scraped by with just a public intoxication charge is beyond me. Where is the public indecency charge? Perhaps the police just felt that sorry for the man, who knows? According to The New York Post, Hutton is being held in the Rutherford Adult Detention Center on a $250 bond and is scheduled to appear in court on July 1st.

JAMES CHARLESUNCLE SAMS MISGUIDED CHILDREN

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