Islamic Cleric Says Heaven is All about Sex, Men get 72 Virgins, Women Get a Penis that never Bends

A Palestinian-Jordanian cleric named Sheikh Mashoor bin Hasan Al-Salman was asked during a fatwa show he posted on the Internet recently whether a woman can have sex with her slave.

According to TheosWatch the islamic cleric answered saying she is not allowed to, but then added that a woman may marry her slave, but then he becomes a free man and her master.

“Is a woman allowed to have sex with her slave? Dear God…A woman cannot have sex with her slave,” the sheikh responded.

“A woman, by nature…Even in the Hereafter, it is not in her nature to be had by one man after the other. When men take turns with a woman, it is humiliating and degrading for her. A man gets 72 virgins (in Paradise), but what does a woman get? One young man.”

It is obvious that the whole idea is to reward people that blow themselves up for Islam and murder in the name of Allah will be blessed with never ending sex when they get to heaven.

But don’t take our word for it.

Al-Salman continued:

“The Prophet Muhammad said: ‘The dwellers of Paradise have clothing that never wears out, youth that never wanes, and a penis that never bends.’ So, she can have sex with this strong man, but she cannot have multiple men taking turns with her.

So, a woman is not allowed to have sex with her slave, but she can marry him. If she has no husband and wants to marry her slave, she can. As soon as they are married, he becomes a free man and her master.”

But realistically, where in the world, or should I say “the islamic heaven” are you going to find 72 virgins for one man? Let alone for everyone that blows themselves up? One can’t help but to wonder what these women must look like to still be a virgin after all this time. And what if they aren’t even women virgins when the man arrives?

But enough with the jokes. On a more serious note. Don’t believe the lies that you will be blessed with lustful things by following what this guy is saying.

Be smart. Don’t blow yourself apart!

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