Insane Man Caught Sneaking into School with a Hatchet

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VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. — “I wanted to do something for all the children that have ever been sold into sex slavery and get out on a stage with a motherf***ing ax and a f***ing toothpick of a f***ing knife, my katana, and just lay everything down,” Kirk Cowart said in a rambling jailhouse interview hours after police arrested him for sneaking into a Virginia Beach high school with a hatchet according to fox8news.

Workers at Salem High School discovered Cowart on the auditorium stage. Police said he likely entered the school while the cafeteria was accepting an early-morning delivery on Thursday.

When police arrived, they say they found him sitting on the auditorium stage.

WTKR visited Cowart at the jail to get his side of the story and were told a bizarre tale.

“When I walked out, there is a dirty little secret, and it’s a dirty little name and it’s a dirty little trick, that goes ’round here, that I, myself, come to you in bondage.

What did you think the Commonwealth of Virginia’s main stock and trade was? Tobacky? That comes from North Cackalacky. But from VIRGIN-ia. We breed virgins to be bought and sold,” he said.

“I actually left my house because when I left, I was waiting, I was talking to the Lord, and I heard a gun battle and I heard screams and people dying, but I did not hear the sickening sounds because I knew there were the bad ones who died. “

During the interview he mentioned his weapons of choice which are an ax, a toothpick, a knife, and a katana.

Cowart is being held in the Virginia Beach Correctional Center without bond.

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